Monday, March 8, 2010

Ridiculous.

Seriously?
How did they even find me?
And why?
I am most definitely not a US citizen.

Dear United States Government,
You are ridiculous.
Sincerely,
Melissa A. R. Lowry

6 comments:

amy said...

this would only be bad if one thing...you aren't a dual citizen are you?

Bonnie said...

bahaha i'm glad you posted this. i secretly have always wanted to be on a jury, maybe i'll come be you......

Bi-Ped said...

Awesome.
I wish you could be a juror. It would be epic.

Cathy said...

Ahahahaha how DID they find you?! That would happen to you! Love it.

.Ang. said...

Haahah

good one uncle sam!

Linz said...

oh my goodness that's funny!