So today, I'm walking home from school down my street. I have to cross an intersection and as I get to the opposite corner to continue down my street, there is a guy walking towards me from the opposite direction. We meet at the corner and as I continue walking, all the sudden he flips a 180 and starts walking with me. This is the conversation that preceded.
Random guy: I really like your shirt.
Me: (looking down and seeing that I'm wearing my relay for life shirt... nothing special... its a t-shirt)... mmm.. Thanks?
Random guy: Can I just say - I wanna know you.
Me: ... ... ... (and lots of inaudible processing of that statement)
Random guy: No I wanna KNOOOOW you.
Me: Ahh... mmm... ya I dont think so.
Random guy: Here's what you should do. Keep walking straight, turn right and we'll get freaky.
Me: Ya... thats definitely not happening (Really? He just said that? Even if I knew him that wouldnt be happening... Crazy person)
Random guy: (Notices that my keys are in my hand at the ready to open a door position) Ok we can just go upstairs and do some kissing
Me: No... No no no no no... uh uh... uh uh... no... no Nooo.... Not happening.... I'm good.
Random guy: Oh I know your good... (reaches his arm to go around my shoulder)
Me: (Shoulder rolls so that his arm is not on my shoulder and takes a side step away)
Random guy: Come on... just let me get to know you...
Me: Ya thats not happening. I dont think so. No... No no no... I'm good no. (I start to pull away as he starts to slow down)
Random guy: Well can I have a hug before I go?
Me: HECK no! No thats definitely not happening. See ya.
(Random guy turns around and heads back in his original direction.)
Really? That happened? Oh strangers. They are also crazy. I mean, bold move propositioning a stranger like that. Really, did he think that was gonna work? Little does he know that even if he did know me, I'm not really a big fan of people touching me... so he probably wouldnt of gotten that hug either way.
5 comments:
haha "let's get freaky" - if only all boys could be that direct and know what they want - now i've read it on your blog, and cathy relayed the story to me but i still can't wait to hear it from your own mouth. miss you! and there's this girl who works at safeway that cathy's befriended and i feel she'll soon be your bf too.
YIKES!!!
That's pretty creepy! Next time you'll have to use the keys and your fist and do some damage.
but i hope there isn't a next time.
omgosh, so sorry, if i was there i would have scared that guy off he he he :)
Best. Story. Ever.
man you meet the weirdest ppl!
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